Bedtime Story

Women and their
wahala!

A lady went 2 a Doctor n complained
dat her husband's penis is too long.
She said "when ever he inserts it in
me, its so long dat it touches my
heart":O. D doctor replied ok: bring
him, I'll operate it n make it smaller.
D lady shouted "Nooooooh 4 wot?
Just shift my heart up a
little"!!!!.X_X :/ 8-| =D

Newly married
husband saved his
wife's
number on his mobile as "My love"
After one year of marriage he
changed the
number to "My Wife"
After 2 years of marriage he
changed the
number to "Home"
After 5 years of marriage he
changed the
number to "Hitler"
After 10 years of marriage he
changed the
number to "Wrong Number"