FATAL ACCIDENT INVOLVING TWO CARELESS CARS!!

Hahahahahahaha!!! Gotcha!! Ma kids toys just stumbled on top each. With so many human toys injured, due to poor service network the passer-by human toys couldnt call rescue team. Death toll is 5+ still counting. Will get u imformed about latest gist. Cheersss!!!

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SUNDAY TONIC: laugh it off!

A pastor and a church sister were
having sex under a tree, not
knowing, a smoker was up on the
tree hiding and smoking. After the
act, the sister asked the pastor, did you use condom?
Pastor: No!!!! why?
Girl: Supposing I get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied, let's leave it to
the one above. Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted, U DEY CRAZE? LEAVE
WETIN 4 WHO? NA ME F**K AM


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Joke Of The Week!

Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan met with the
Queen of England. He asked
her, "Your Majesty, how do
you run such an efficient
government? Are there...
any tips you can give to
me? I want to help
Nigeria"
"Well," said the Queen, "the
most important thing is to
surround yourself with
intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and
then asked, "But how do I
know the people around
me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off
her cup of tea. "Oh, that's
easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent
riddle." The Queen pushed
a button on her intercom.
"Please ... send Tony Blair
in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the
room and said, "Yes, Your
Majesty?" The Queen
smiled and said, "Answer
me this please. Tony, your
mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, Tony Blair
answered, "That would be
me."
"Yes! Very good," said the
Queen.
Jonathan went back home
to ask N. Sambo, his vice
presidential choice the
same question. "Sambo,
answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your
brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?" "I'm not
sure,8-|" said Sambo. "Let
me get back to you on that
one..." He went to his
advisors and asked every
one, but none could give
him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran
into Dora Akunyili #:-s.
Sambo asked, “Dora, can
you answer this for me?
Your mother and father
have a child and it's not
your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Dora answered sharply,
"That's easy, it's me! /:)"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went
back to speak with
Jonathan.. "Sir, I did some
research and I have the
answer to that riddle. It's
Dora Akunyili! :D"
Jonathan got up, stomped
over to Sambo, and angrily
yelled into his face, >:O
"No! You zombie! Na Tony
Blair be the ansa ehhhh!
Ode!X_X